First this...
"Introducing Another Energy Boost for Faulkner County ... Conway's Latest Economic Development Project" reads the custom-printed label on a can of energy drink mailed Wednesday to news media and other stakeholders in whatever new project is coming to Conway.
Lacy was tight-lipped as to the nature of the project, saying only that the development will, in some ways, equal the Hewlett-Packard facility being built in The Meadows Office and Technology Park, though it won't equal H-P in terms of employment numbers.
Alright, benign enough. Now this...
The latest announcement also bears a warning: "Does contain a significant number of new jobs, high salaries and otherwise general healthy economic conditions. Not recommended for citizens against exciting news, opponents of a vibrant local economy or people allergic to smart choices."
LOL!! Would so much love to see something like that printed around these parts.
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